The Onion killed off my favorite (fictional) columnist this week. I'm pretty upset about it.
Check out Herbert Kornfeld's columns
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Herbery Kornfeld, or the H-Dawg as he liked to be called, he was a badass accountant who lived to crunch numbers. He was a good man. Now his shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kihzeepin' Muthafukkin' Badass Supastar Kornfeld Tha Second, will grow up without a father figure.
Here are some of my favorite H-Dawg columns:
A Motivation Seminizar
A Day Off? Sheeit
I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic
RIP H-Dawg, I hope you're with CPA-ONE in heaven now.
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