Veggie-science

Dog breeders are getting pretty good at mixing old kinds of dogs to make new dogs, but I still can't order up a delicious cucumbamatoe salad for lunch. Why? Get with the program botanists!

Other fruit/vegetable combinations I would like science to invent

• kiwi-melon (like a kiwi, but bigger!)
• blackberry-melon (like a blackberry, but way bigger)
• Cucumber-melon (it's the best candle smell, why can't I eat it?)
• Meatball-berry (bite-size meatballs that grow on meatball bushes)
• Potatana (Banana shaped potatoes, good for making big-ass french fries!)
• Carrotchoke (Artichokes are a pain in the butt to eat, let's make them shaped like carrots)
• Pumponut (somewhere in between coconut and pumpkin, not sure how it works yet)
• Ice zucchini-cream (like zucchini, but more like ice cream and not gross!)
  
• pine-apple (LOL)