There's Waldo!

One of the dumbest things I've ever done:

When I was in elementary school I had a Where's Waldo book. I enjoyed finding Waldo, it was fun. At that time in my adolescence I thought it would be a good idea to take a pen and draw a big dark circle around Waldo on each page. That way, when I looked at the book in the future, I wouldn't have to find Waldo. I could just look at the page, see where Waldo was and move on. Fun, right?

Years later, I realized my mistake.

Guitar Lightning

I'll admit it, I'm a little late with this whole Guitar Hero thing. Anyway, I was playing Guitar Hero 2 tonight and after finishing a stage the virtual audience began chanting for an encore. The game then gave me 3-4 yes or no prompts where it asked me things like "Are you really ready to play 'Freebird?'" and "Are you sure you're a guitar hero?" Well, I wasn't about to dissapoint my fans, so I answered "yes" over and over again. When I finally won the game's trust, and the song was about to begin ...

... the power went out.

@ work

"I am required to tell you by our sexual harassment policy that you don't have to do this, but can you take off your shirt?"